i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
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So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
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Anonymous: hey, so originally i was going to kill myself today. one of my friends tried really hard to help me and i really hate it when they do that, because i will die guilty. so, we agreed that i would send my favourite blog a message. basically, she said per hundred notes, i push back my suicide date by a week. honestly, i might not be able to do it, so who knows, i might be dead quite soon. but she said to look at the notes and see who really cares about me. so yeah. you probably wont care though
no no no please don’t kill yourself, that is not the right thing to do. please don’t do it
FUCK EVERYONE PLSASE REBLOG THIS NOW or I’ll hit you with my kidney
YOU REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS IM SIGNAL BOOSTING
Don’t even think twice, reblog this.
You are loved, okay? You’re loved and cherished and please don’t do it. I hope you see this in the notes, that you matter to all four thousand of us.
you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
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Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors
- Because you wanna
- Being punk rock
- Looking hella cute
- Small children’s reactions
#old ppl staring at u like u need jesus
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when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills
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