slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

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jesuschristvevo:

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

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nosdrinker:

not flushing public toilets should be a felony

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scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

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starsofthefallen:

clarknokent:

h0odrich:

i wish my bank account looked like my follower count 

more like my post count.

definitely my post count

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guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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nyaa:

"omg you’re just blogging for attention"

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

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    15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
    me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

captain-georgeuniverse:

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

That. Is. Amazing.

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