likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

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twinking:

twinking:

is it just me or does these pics from toddlers & tiaras look creepy as fuck

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American Horror Story: Toddlers and Tiaras

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"Date someone who begs to go down on you."
- RP (via ridiculouslyproper)

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    1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
    2: Talk about your first kiss.
    3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
    4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
    5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
    6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
    7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
    8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
    9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
    10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
    11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
    12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
    13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
    14: Talk about a vacation.
    15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
    16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
    17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
    18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
    19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
    20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
    21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
    22: Talk about your worst fear.
    23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
    24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
    25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
    26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
    27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
    28: Talk about your fetishes.
    29: Talk about what turns you on.
    30: Talk about what turns you off.
    31: Talk about what you think death is like.
    32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
    33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
    34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
    35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
    36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
    37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
    38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
    39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
    40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

missvoltairine:

I PROMISE you that every single depressed person has been told to exercise already, you are never ever ever going to be the first person to suggest that to any depressed person ever.

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chilled:

officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

glow blog

(via brown-ll-eyes)

wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE 

  • if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
  • if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
  • that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on

(Source: interlube, via kiss-my-monsters-goodnight)

hailster11:

Hi! I have a paper that I’m doing and I need some help to prove my point. So, reblog if you think that gay marriage should be legalized in the U.S. Thanks, I would really appreciate it. Also, only reblog this once, otherwise it’ll mess with my numbers. Thanks again!

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imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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